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June 26, 2006

Spam

Last night I checked my E-Mail to see if one of my children E-Mailed me. When the computer uploaded them, it showed that I had 19 messages. By the time I got to check my messages there was nothing for me, it had all been spam.

Thank goodness for spam blockers. One time I went on vacation and for some reason my spam blocker decided to go on vacation also. When I got home I had 900 messages, 98% of them were spam.

Now, my question is, my spam folder has 3082 pieces. When is it considered full? Does it reach a certain point and then overflow, and all of the spam in folder goes back into my E-Mail? This kind of thing keeps me awake at night.

June 23, 2006

Golf Day

How come whenever a Daddy has a golf day he goes and plays golf. When Mommies have a golf day they go and do laundry.

My daughter and my son-in-law have a deal. Every once in a while , he goes to play golf and she stays home with the kids (as if she doesn't stay home wih the kids all of the time) and then on another day he takes the kids away and she has the house all to herself and can do whatever she wants. Most of the time she does laundry.

I never saw a family with so much laundry. But she's content to do the laundry at her leisure.

I'm glad my daughter is happy. I personally am content doing ironing. I guess we're just a very clean family.

June 21, 2006

Real Estate Closings

Well it finally happened. We finally closed on the stupid building we were selling.

The fact that we closed on the building does not necessarily mean that we walked away with any money. By the time the attorneys got through with us, we were lucky to leave with our skin intact.

For those of you who have bought or sold real estate you know what I'm talking about. How about the $901.50 realty transfer fee to record the deed. Don't we pay real estate taxes to the county to pay these people to work? Isn't filing a deed part of their work?

This particular transaction had four lawyer fees. And then as if they didn't charge enough in their fees, they also charge for their expenses: telephone, mailings, copies, faxes, etc. Why doesn't that come out of their fee?

We sell vitamins. What if I went to a customer and gave him his bill for the product and then I gave him another bill for the gas and tolls to deliver the product? I don't think so.

June 16, 2006

Tasteless Fruit

How come fruit doesn't taste like fruit anymore? A peach tastes like tasteless mush, a banana tastes like a piece of paper, an apple tastes like cardboard, A rose doesn't smell like a rose anymore either. The thing, is all of these items look the way they used to. But theyr'e not the same as before. Is it because we are polluting the planet so badly that nothing grows the way it should?

Whenever someone wants to explain the taste of a new meat, they always says it tastes just like chicken. If this keeps up even chicken won't taste like chicken. It may look like chicken but it won't taste like chicken.

June 15, 2006

Lawyers Part 3

OK. This is, I hope, the last you will hear about my idiot lawyer. When I finally close on this building, I am going to fire the jerk. Each day they keep postponing it to the next day.

I have a great idea for a new business. It's home based with no boss on your head. It's a special service to contract to do away with all stupid lawyers. I will be your first customer. Of course, I hope a lawyer doesn't have to review the contract.

June 12, 2006

Repeating Commercials

Last night I was watching "The 4400". It was a two hour show. The show was "brought to you by New York Life Insurance, and Lincoln Zepher". You would think that for what they charge for a Lincoln Zepher they could make more than one commercial for the car.

Every 7 minutes they had the same commercial. They didn't even alternate with New York Life (who also had only one commercial). By the second hour of this I was ready to stop watching. And I will tell you that even if I was going to buy the darn car, I won't buy it now.

My daughter is lucky. She said that she is Tivoing the show to watch at a later date. Of course by the time she fast forwards through the commercials, the 2 hour show will only be 42 minutes long.

June 08, 2006

Post Ofice

One hour. That's how long it took me in the post office today. There were signs thanking everyone for their patience while they familiarized themselves with the new "state of the art" software on the computer.

I had to make an inquiry on the status of two money orders that were sent three weeks ago. My G-d, you would have thought that I was asking them where Jimmy Hoffa is buryed. They didn't know what form to use. Even after I gave them the form number 6401. They said we don't use that form now with the new computer system. Finally, after asking the postmaster they got the right form. Form number 6401. Then she tells me you can't fill this out until six weeks after the date on the money order. OK, I said send in the request anyway. By the time they get around to it, it will be six weeks.

While I'm filling out the paperwork, she goes to lunch and another girl comes on in her place. She tells me I have to wait 60 days before I can make an inquiry. Then she asks the girl next to her and she says I can make the inquiry anytime. No one knows anything. And the line is getting longer and longer. Finally, I finished my paperwork and they have the nerve to charge me $3.15. for each inquiry.

By the way the entire time I was waiting on line I was reading the signs.
Not one sign indicated the amount of a First Class stamp. They had signs for Ready Post, Additional Services, Global Priority Mail, US Priority Mail, Global Express Mail, US Express Mail. But nothing to indicate the a First Class letter is 39 cents.

There are many elderly people where I live. One man was waiting in the car for his wife. It took so long he came in looking for her. He thought she died on line. If this keeps up they are going to have to keep a supply of coffins on the lobby.


June 07, 2006

Fried Fish

I don't know what made me think of this now. But I hate the smell of fried fish. I don't mind eating fried fish. But that's almost impossible without smelling it.

My husband hates the smell of cooked cabbage. He will eat cole slaw but not stuffed cabbge. He also hates the smell of cooked broccoli, califlower and zuccini. He will eat it raw at a salad bar, but he will not eat it cooked.

How come when you go into a restaurant, you never smell this stuff cooking?

I'll bet some of you readers have food smells that you can't stand. If you do, and want to leave a comment about it, please do.

I guess I'll fry some fish in my house--the smell will make me sick for days [the smell lingers for days] and I won't be able to eat anything.
I can afford to lose a few pounds.

June 06, 2006

Tired

tired: being depleted of strength and energy
This is the definition of tired in the dictionary. This morning I was awoken at 7 AM by the painter working on an apartment I am going to sell, because he didn't understand the instructions I left for him. This left me tired all day.

Some people are morning people and some people are night people. Most people are morning people. My husband is a morning person.

Being a night person in a morning person world is very inconvenient. When you tell someone not to call you before 11:00AM they think you are lazy. What most morning people don't realize is that what they do between 8:00AM and 11:00AM, night people do between 8:00PM and 11:00PM.

When my husband and I are going on a trip, he loves to leave at 5:00 or 6:00AM. This is the middle of the night to me. But by 9:00PM he is sleeping, and I am ready to go.

We haven't been on the same schedule for 39 years. I guess that's why we're still married.

June 04, 2006

Lawyers Part 2

To the person who commented on the time value of TV lawyers. Most of what the lawyers do can easily be summed up in one hour or less. They just make a big deal out of everything so that the billable hours add up. Even if those hours are for work that they have done wrong and have to redo.

I don't think there's a person alive that likes lawyers. They are stupid know-it-alls who think they are better than you.

I think there should be a day called "Boycott the Lawyers Day". Make it a national holiday like the Fourth of July.

June 03, 2006

Valuable Coins

We found some old coins in our garage today. We looked through them and found an 1885 Indian Head Penny. We don't know anything about coins so I went online to see how much it was worth. Well the places I looked at were pricing the coin anywhere from $42.00 to $840.00. Now I'm really confused. If I were to go to a coin dealer, how do I know if he is cheating me?

I guess, I'll just save it, and maybe 10 years from now it might be worth $42.50.


June 02, 2006

Lawyers

I have got the most stupid lawyer in the free world. The man is just an idiot and should be dis-barred. First he screws up my contract on the sale of a building I have for sale. And now after 4 months of playing games with the customer he tells me that I can't even keep the guy's deposit.

What happened to the lawyers on TV and in the movies. The lawyers that would fight for their client no matter what. What happened to the lawyers like Perry Mason or more recently Denny Crane. Why can't I get a lawyer like those?

Alan Shore where are you?

June 01, 2006

My Cats

Today I'm going to talk about my cats. I have six cats.

Now don't back away like most people do when I tell them that I have six cats.

What is it about people? If I said that I had six dogs no one one would back away. Cats are very misunderstood animals. Anyone who has more than one cat can tell you that they have distinct personalities. Some are loners, some are very outgoing, and some are clique-y and only stay in their own group.

I find that in general, male cats are more friendly to humans than female cats. That having been said, I have to say that my most friendly cat is a female.

I will be discussing my cats periodically. I find the more people I meet, the more I like my cats.